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Patient: "pew pew pew pew". Male PT high on meth and grabbing/pointing his penis like a laser gun.

#943 (0) - Nov 24, 2009 08:55 AM by Anonymous - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (83) - I dunno, seems legit. (13)

I was having a party in my house with a few friends, and one of their cousins. The cousin gets drunk and decides he needs his stomach pumped so he calls for an ambulance. I would've stopped him but I was passed out by this stage. When EMS arrived he was jumping up and down begging to get it done even tho he was sober by then. Idiot!

#849 (0) - Oct 28, 2009 10:48 AM by Lem - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (98) - I dunno, seems legit. (4)

I was out smoking with a couple nurses when we saw one of our regular drunks rolling down the entrance ramp in a wheel chair. At the bottom of the ramp the chair started to wobble and one of the wheels fell off causing the chair to fall, sending the drunk sliding into a cop car. It seems Mr. 12 step got angry at the wait time and kicked the chair before rolling out. To top things off, it was found out that he has a warrant after the cop ran his name. Off to jail he went.

#820 (0) - Oct 20, 2009 11:02 PM by Anonymous - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (58) - I dunno, seems legit. (7)

Things you don't do after a night of drinking include pushing over a no parking sign, using it to leverage open a man hole cover and falling asleep inside because it is raining. These things will lead to a 911 call by some random passerby.

#804 (0) - Oct 15, 2009 07:55 PM by Anonymous - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (78) - I dunno, seems legit. (7)

Working at an ER near a major event venue means that at the midway point of concerts we start getting a lot of drunks. One girl came in halfway through the Springsteen concert drunk and barely conscious. Six hours later her parents come to get her, and as she staggers out with her vomit soaked jacket in her hand she turns and says "Thanks, everyone. I have tickets for tonight, too, so I'll probably see you again later on."

#799 (0) - Oct 14, 2009 05:29 PM by airos4 - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (89) - I dunno, seems legit. (6)

We were having a birthday party for one of the paramedics we work with at a bar near a large pond. After a few too many drinks, one of the medics decided he was going to ride his bicycle to his home which is on the other side of the park. We see him riding across the bridge over the pond when a squirrel jumped off one of the supports for the bridge. In a panic, he swerved and rode straight off the bridge falling 20ft into the pond. Aside from being a little wet, he was fine.

#786 (0) - Oct 8, 2009 02:06 PM by Anonymous - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (39) - I dunno, seems legit. (60)

I was waiting for triage while on a two-week ambulance placement when another crew brought in a guy who was blind drunk and had crashed into an electricity pole (knocking it over) and then wrapped his car around a tree. The crew and cops who picked him up, found that although the top button of his pants were done up, the lower ones and zipper were undone. Open on the passenger side seat was a magazine of bikini models. Don't wank and drive, was the general consensus.

#778 (0) - Oct 7, 2009 09:59 AM by Anonymous - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (92) - I dunno, seems legit. (4)

Pt. with well documented cocaine problem comes in with a crack attack (cocaine-induced chest pain) and the story "This guy held me at gun point and FORCED me to smoke crack!" He got a quickie set of enzymes and our deepest sympathy.

#606 (0) - Oct 3, 2009 05:17 PM by Anonymous - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (103) - I dunno, seems legit. (5)

We often have to deal with this drunk who when sober can be mildly decent. Today was not one of those days. He got annoyed at one of the nurses and then threw his bed pan at her. Since we lack real security guards and I'm one of the bigger guys in the department I had to baby sit this guy until he sobered up. For 3 hours he recited the movie Shawshank Redemption. He must watch it often as he pretty well knew every scene and line.

#598 (0) - Oct 2, 2009 04:08 PM by Ben - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (73) - I dunno, seems legit. (15)

I was an ER tech in college; one night a girl was brought in after an MVA caused by her being on extacy and a LOT of alcohol. She was in a gown and in a bed when I told her I needed to do an EKG per the MD. I handed her a towel and told her to place it over her chest so she wouldn't have to expose herself as I placed the leads. I turned to close the door and turned back in time to see her strip off her gown to just her panties, lay down, get comfortable, then place the towel. So much for modesty...

#585 (0) - Sep 28, 2009 08:16 PM by er2ff - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (12) - I dunno, seems legit. (97)


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