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This drunk girl comes in at 2am sits down at triage and begins to explain her problem. she went out to the club to have a good time and "No one would pay me any attention"...That was seriously the chief complaint. no, she didn't mention suicide or anything, she was just drunk.

#399 (0) - Sep 8, 2009 09:13 AM by Anonymous - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (113) - I dunno, seems legit. (3)

Police brought in a patient who had decided to resist arrest and his handcuffs became too tight. Now because the patient had resisted arrest so vigorously, the key was broken off in the lock. Fire department used bolt cutters on one handcuff to remove, but the other just wouldn't come off. So, of course, the ER was the logical place to bring the drunken felon where I could be his nurse. He left with a new set of cuffs.

#383 (1) - Sep 8, 2009 08:49 AM by Anonymous - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (29) - I dunno, seems legit. (43)

911 call I made several years ago: Attempted suicide. Man gets drunk, takes all of his nitro pills. I find him covered in bruises. He'd been slamming himself into a wall because he was convinced the nitro in his system would make him explode! He'd gotten drunk because he was afraid it was going to hurt...

#356 (0) - Sep 3, 2009 01:48 PM by diabeticmedic - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (132) - I dunno, seems legit. (6)

Sixty-two year old man came by ambulance, the second time that day...he drank beer and smoked pot after his first visit and now he "felt funny"...duh...as soon as this genius was discharged he came back pounding on the door YELLING he couldn't breathe!

#332 (0) - Sep 2, 2009 09:38 AM by *blinks* - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (77) - I dunno, seems legit. (0)

While walking through the waiting room I was greeted by a drunken hobo who asks me if he could go outside for a smoke before being seen by the doctor. I say "sure".. moments later i'm informed by another patient that said hobo took a shit in the corner of the waiting room right in front of all the patients.

#322 (0) - Sep 1, 2009 11:44 AM by seriously_wtf - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (61) - I dunno, seems legit. (13)

I like it when they know what Dr. is most likely dool out pain meds and when they don't see that one they demand to be seen by Dr. So and So.

#205 (0) - Jul 9, 2009 10:33 AM by Jenn - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (31) - I dunno, seems legit. (1)

A wee guy goes to a function at a pub.Guy wins a raffle......300 bottles of bacardi breezer (all watermelon flavour i might add). Guy thinks it might be a good idea to drink them all in 2 days....yep thats 150 bottles a day. He was a pretty heavy drinker. Guy then has a stroke at the age of 30!

#175 (0) - Jul 9, 2009 01:32 AM by Erin - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (58) - I dunno, seems legit. (12)

Sunday afternoon, 18yr old man presented to ER after a big night out drinking with a headache, nausea, dry mouth and dizziness. He had traveled 8 miles to the hospital and waited 3hrs only to be told it was a hangover. Twat

#135 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 03:47 PM by Jenna - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (56) - I dunno, seems legit. (2)

Morning after night out on town. Young girl presented...when triage nursed asked what was wrong she said:" My ear....it's bendy

#27 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 02:16 PM by Kevin - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (63) - I dunno, seems legit. (5)

My favorite is also when people come in with acute pancreatitis or ETOH withdrawl or drunken idiotness - you do an ETOH level that reads off the charts (>75) but they swear up & down that they "don't drink".......yeah, sure you don't......

#24 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 02:11 PM by Matt - Drunks - Get back to the waiting room (33) - I dunno, seems legit. (3)


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