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this had me rolling.. a woman brings in her grandchild and is very upset as the child's "belly button is falling off". for a second i thought this could be some sort of emergency but in fact the kid had a baked bean in his belly button. for fuck's sake.

#14 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 01:53 PM by Clint - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (90) - I dunno, seems legit. (1)

Last week, a dumb fuck comes in saying that he's itchy all over. he lifted up his shirt exposing his shaved chest, including his underarms. he also says he's itchy in his groin and tried to show me his shaved balls. how the fuck is hair regrowth an emergency?

#13 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 01:45 PM by George - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (68) - I dunno, seems legit. (2)

Today, yet another hapless fool came into the ER today with a cold. It's viral, we don't have a magical cure for viral infections.

#12 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 01:43 PM by Jensen - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (36) - I dunno, seems legit. (22)

Today, this middle aged guy walks in and says he's "got a splinter in his heel!" how long has it been there? 7 months. how is this an emergency today?

#11 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 01:41 PM by Nicole - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (43) - I dunno, seems legit. (10)

Last friday some college kids called an ambulance because they were throwing up after 3 bottles of vodka. gee, i wonder why?

#10 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 01:35 PM by Wendy - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (50) - I dunno, seems legit. (39)

Today, well, last night.. some idiot called the ambulance because he couldn't sleep.

#9 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 01:33 PM by ugh!! - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (61) - I dunno, seems legit. (2)

Today, a patient comes in complaining of "extremely painful chest pain". 10 minutes later she was asking when lunch was served.

#8 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 01:32 PM by Jason - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (57) - I dunno, seems legit. (7)

Today, a woman comes in with a 4 year history of nasal polyps. She has a letter from her GP dated 2 weeks ago and expects to be operated on within the hour. When I ask why she waited so long to come in she said that today was convenient for her and then proceeded to get upset at the wait.

#7 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 01:30 PM by greenie - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (74) - I dunno, seems legit. (4)

Today, some idiot comes in at 10:30pm and tells me that she's having day surgery at 11am the following day and would like a place to stay. WTF? the "H" outside is for hospital not hotel.

#5 (1) - Jul 8, 2009 01:21 PM by Mandy - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (62) - I dunno, seems legit. (12)

Today, a patient presents with a laceration on her foot. After I triage her I tell her to take a seat. She honestly asked "is there someone to massage my shoulders?"

#4 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 01:18 PM by Paul - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (96) - I dunno, seems legit. (4)


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