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A couple from a very very conservative religious group comes in. husband want the wife be admitted to psych because she wants to have sex. i don't know what happened after the evaluation.

#189 (1) - Jul 9, 2009 01:52 AM by Jennie - Sex - Get back to the waiting room (120) - I dunno, seems legit. (4)

A patient brought to the ER for Assessment - she fought with her partner over sex so was now suicidal.

#187 (0) - Jul 9, 2009 01:47 AM by Jennie - Sex - Get back to the waiting room (40) - I dunno, seems legit. (28)

I saw a patient last year, who's chief complaint was "rectal bumps". The patient stated that they used "tanning oil and hair conditioner" because they ran out of lube.

#186 (0) - Jul 9, 2009 01:46 AM by Marky - Sex - Get back to the waiting room (68) - I dunno, seems legit. (12)

40 something guy does amphetamine for the first time.....bored so decides to watch porno and whack ohh....halfway through starts to hallucinate and thinks his member is splitting in half and his forehead is swelling up.....calls ambulance......by the time he is seen he is no longer hallucinating.

#182 (0) - Jul 9, 2009 01:42 AM by sexi time - Sex - Get back to the waiting room (68) - I dunno, seems legit. (2)

30 something man who had used a plastic 600ml coke bottle as a sexual aid - subsequently stuck on a very purple & engorged penis 3 HOURS LATER! He had attempted to cut it off but had managed to cut up a fair bit of skin. I'm not going to be able to drink a coke for weeks because of this.

#161 (0) - Jul 9, 2009 01:10 AM by Jen - Sex - Get back to the waiting room (63) - I dunno, seems legit. (13)

4 years ago when I started in the Hospital, EMS brings in a guy who took a circular saw and cut off almost all of his genitalia to "get back" at his wife for she had cheated on him. WTF???? Needless to say, he is still at a psych. hospital.

#151 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 05:01 PM by Russ - Sex - Get back to the waiting room (70) - I dunno, seems legit. (7)

20ish female....celebrating birthday........presented to emergency department with a condom lost in her vagina. u all can fill in the blanks........on top ofthat she called for an ambulance.....

#148 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 04:58 PM by megs - Sex - Get back to the waiting room (57) - I dunno, seems legit. (8)

This is kinda sad but funny as well. a guy in his 40's pops some viagra and has a heart attack during sex. not only did his wife find out he died but also that he was cheating.

#16 (0) - Jul 8, 2009 01:57 PM by nickycookie - Sex - Get back to the waiting room (78) - I dunno, seems legit. (25)


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