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In Psych Crisis. Schizophrenic female who's a frequent flier comes in. She was going to be admitted. We gowned her. She got pissed at the wait to be transferred to a bed. So she protested by taking a dump in the middle of the ER hallway.

#479 (0) - Sep 12, 2009 08:26 PM by Spigo - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (120) - I dunno, seems legit. (16)

I work as a CT tech and I was scanning a woman who had a confirmed bleed. While getting her onto the table and talking to her she started petting my arm and said, "Shhh, Shhh Sandy, don't bark. Good dog." I wasn't sure what to do so I said pretended to bark and finished the exam.

#473 (1) - Sep 12, 2009 04:24 PM by Anonymous - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (81) - I dunno, seems legit. (59)

A young mother comes in with her 5 year old son. I never really believed dogs ate homework, much like i never believed that children ate glue. he still had the elmer's white glue applicator stuck to his pants. poison control said there is nothing toxic in the glue and that the kid would be fine. the quiet calm the kid displayed was just classic..

#466 (0) - Sep 12, 2009 07:11 AM by Anonymous - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (86) - I dunno, seems legit. (40)

This 25 year old guy comes into triage with a scared look on his face and a towel around his hand. He tells me he had an accident with a band saw and he thinks he has an amputation. i pull away the towel to reveal the cut... it was a paper cut - didn't require any stitches. i gave him a bandaid and told him to go home. his girlfriend laughed at him. haha.

#461 (0) - Sep 11, 2009 08:58 PM by Anonymous - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (229) - I dunno, seems legit. (5)

A woman was giving an injured squirrel medical care at 0300, but apparently didn't obtain consent, because the vermin bit her on the thumb. Brought it in, still alive, in a box, insisting that it be checked for rabies. Told her we aren't a vet, and we don't do animal testing, and herbivores don't carry rabies.

#453 (2) - Sep 11, 2009 08:48 AM by NurseJ - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (111) - I dunno, seems legit. (540)

40-ish dad brings his 11 yo daughter to the ER on a saturday night (about 11pm) 'cause "last month she was bleeding "down there" and it started again today..."

#424 (1) - Sep 8, 2009 06:11 PM by la_loutre - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (557) - I dunno, seems legit. (31)

An 18 year old presents in the ER with a "small penis". Turns out he was swimming in a cold swimming pool. He was promptly told to go home.

#294 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 01:23 PM by Anonymous - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (98) - I dunno, seems legit. (3)

We had someone come into ER with hair loss! They had two barely visible bald patches. He was told off and sent in the direction of acquiring a GP.

#290 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 01:18 PM by Anonymous - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (67) - I dunno, seems legit. (1)

Girl came in last night having had a massage using goanna rub (similar to Deep Heat) and complaining of burning pain to neck and shoulders! Unbelievable.

#289 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 01:18 PM by Anonymous - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (50) - I dunno, seems legit. (4)

Had a call to a someone who had over dosed on mints

#288 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 01:17 PM by Anonymous - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (76) - I dunno, seems legit. (1)


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