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Category: Accidents

"he was riding the dolphin when he fell" (patient was a 4 year old boy playing on an ornamental dolphin at a playground)

#1224 (0) - Feb 6, 2010 02:21 PM by Anonymous - Accidents - Get back to the waiting room (60) - I dunno, seems legit. (36)

Grossly overweight woman comes into our ER after falling off her bike. I wondered what such a whale was doing on a bike. She was going to pick up her pizza as she was too cheap to pay for delivery.

#1223 (0) - Feb 6, 2010 02:18 PM by Anonymous - Accidents - Get back to the waiting room (82) - I dunno, seems legit. (40)

Male PT presented at triage with a 8 inch blade still stuck in his foot. Seems he was preparing dinner when he hit his funny bone causing him to drop the knife on to his foot.

#1208 (0) - Feb 4, 2010 02:14 PM by Anonymous - Accidents - Get back to the waiting room (9) - I dunno, seems legit. (173)

Here's one that made the local news. We get called to a crash on the east side of town. PT was on cell phone while driving and crashed into a cellular store. He was on an iphone and plowed right into the iphone display, among other things.

#1158 (0) - Jan 20, 2010 09:42 PM by Anonymous - Accidents - Get back to the waiting room (84) - I dunno, seems legit. (18)

14yo male brought in by EMS accompanied by his parents cc: penis laceration. Story is he was in the shower and he stuck his man stick in a shampoo bottle and it got stuck. In a panic he ran downstairs and got a kitchen knife to try to cut the bottle off. As if this poor kids night couldnt get any worse, his hand slipped and he cut himself pretty good. He still had the bottle on when he came in. I'm sure it was really awkard around the breakfast table the next morning.

#1069 (0) - Dec 13, 2009 12:15 AM by Anonymous - Accidents - Get back to the waiting room (110) - I dunno, seems legit. (11)

I was paged out to a college campus, for a 20 year old female who had "lost her super tampon". Patient stated she had been sick, and sleeping a lot, and forgot if she took it out (it had been in for 36+hours), and asked us to look for it. We are a double male crew, and no interest in spelunking. Ugh!

#1014 (0) - Nov 29, 2009 09:56 PM by Dave - Accidents - Get back to the waiting room (100) - I dunno, seems legit. (44)

30 y/o male came in to our ER complaining of a scrotal injury. Stated he was holding a nail gun in his lap when he plugged it in and it discharged. Sure enough he had a 4 inch nail going in through the top left of his scrotum and out through the bottom right. Ultrasound confirmed that the nail penetrated BOTH testicles. Off to OR!!!

#1012 (0) - Nov 28, 2009 09:18 PM by Anonymous - Accidents - Get back to the waiting room (71) - I dunno, seems legit. (81)

Get a 21 YOM in for head trauma due to a car accident where he drove off a bridge. He was accompanied by a police officer ready to take him to jail because this was his FOURTH DWI... In America the legal drinking age is 21. TARD!

#911 (2) - Nov 17, 2009 08:45 AM by Anonymous - Accidents - Get back to the waiting room (82) - I dunno, seems legit. (20)

so a guy presents in the ER saying he stabbed himself in the balls and is not sure if he is bleeding down there. Apparently he had left an open pocket knife in his lap while playing videogames and when he went to stand up he impaled himself. A few embarrassing moments and a few stitches later he is good to go home.

#827 (0) - Oct 22, 2009 04:47 AM by Anonymous - Accidents - Get back to the waiting room (55) - I dunno, seems legit. (33)

Last night one of our traumas was a 72yo male with a GSW (Gun Shot Wound) to the chest. Story goes he was responsible for the 3 prior GSW's that night who apparently broke into his house and tried to rob him. After the gunfight he went back to sleep (bleeding from his chest). His son called 911 when he found out what happened. When asked if he had any allergies in the trauma room he replied " Yes.. Bullets." Well put sir!

#801 (0) - Oct 14, 2009 07:35 PM by Anonymous - Accidents - Get back to the waiting room (11) - I dunno, seems legit. (167)


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