Had a 60ish year old
Had a 60ish year old guy come in CO pain in rectum. upon xray notice a vibrator like object in colon…upon further hx gathering the man "fell" in halway and it must have been his daughters…that was a nasty spill…ended up in OR around 0200 to have it removed. lol
We had a kid come in
We had a kid come in who swallowed a couple of industrial strength magnets, and had a perforated small bowel with necrosis because two of them connected in the small intestine.
the best recently &
the best recently "i was involved in a car crash and have severe neck pain. it happened 2 months ago and my lawyer said i should see you!" Would ya ever fuck off dickwad…….
Another champ comes
Another champ comes in and says "I have’nt taken any painkillers! I thought that would mask all my symptoms from you! Take a seat TWAT , the waiting time is four hours. TARD!