Had this at triage l
Had this at triage last night: "I’ve been drinking alcohol all day doc… and normally I’m pissed by this stage – but I’m not! I wanna check up!" TARD!
Girl comes into a fi
Girl comes into a field Hospital in Cheltenham last week and says she has a strange rash on her arm which wasnt there at the beginning of the day. Says its gone all red and it wont go away, but goes white when she presses it. Should she have some tablets or somethng?
Tured out to be sunburn!
Guy comes to ER tota
Guy comes to ER totally confused, dizzy and just not himself after eating his lunch at work. Diagnosis: query stroke! It ends up he has taken some freshly baked hash brownies to work his kids had made and he had no clue what the main ingredient was. New diagnosis upon discharge: Stoned!
Last night, a woman
Last night, a woman calls at 4am, worried about her hubby, who has swallowed a fly…. WTF? TARD!