ERtards: Documenting the retards that visit the emergency room.

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Category: That_Was_Random

A trauma-found naked (with one boot on) jumping on a ladies car(while she was in it) frost bit FOOT-then was tazed 6-7 times by PD...brought to the E.R. where we found he had rock salt on his penis

#1312 (0) - Feb 26, 2010 12:00 AM by Anonymous - That_Was_Random - Get back to the waiting room (56) - I dunno, seems legit. (10)

Had a blind lady check in that said she could "smell the roaches in her house". Her complaint? Stuffy nose. ---Wouldn't that be a good thing?

#1299 (0) - Feb 21, 2010 01:07 PM by Anonymous - That_Was_Random - Get back to the waiting room (34) - I dunno, seems legit. (5)

Had a PT come in with multiple lacs to face and head. Turns out he pulled a bat out on someone checking out his girl. Needless to say they took it away and beat him with it.

#1298 (0) - Feb 21, 2010 01:03 PM by Anonymous - That_Was_Random - Get back to the waiting room (51) - I dunno, seems legit. (5)

Had a man come into the ER saying that he tried to hang himself and the rope broke. For added dramatic effect, the rope still around his neck and suprisingly no bruising or irriatation on his neck. He then proceeded to walk around the waiting room telling other patients that he was dead.

#1297 (0) - Feb 21, 2010 01:03 PM by Anonymous - That_Was_Random - Get back to the waiting room (73) - I dunno, seems legit. (6)

Woman was brought in by ambulance having overdosed on wine and Oxycodone because her husband had, during an argument, called her a useless, fat, drug-addicted bitch and a bad mother for her children. I thought he had a good case.

#1296 (0) - Feb 21, 2010 01:02 PM by Anonymous - That_Was_Random - Get back to the waiting room (62) - I dunno, seems legit. (13)

Walk into psych pt room, and calmly he looks me in the eye and says "Why is it when you talk to God in your head it's called praying, but when God talks talk to you in your head you guys call it schizophrenia?" ...freaky

#1255 (0) - Feb 10, 2010 03:18 AM by Anonymous - That_Was_Random - Get back to the waiting room (30) - I dunno, seems legit. (133)

Male comes into ER with a foreign body in his rectum. OR surgically removed three lemons! When asked what happened, stated GF was pissed because he came home drunk, waited for him to pass out and shoved the lemons as punishment.

#1242 (0) - Feb 6, 2010 05:15 PM by Anonymous - That_Was_Random - Get back to the waiting room (69) - I dunno, seems legit. (14)

As I am cutting the pants of a drunk male trauma pt, I look down and notice he is wearing pink lace panties, he thinks about what I am doing and proceeds to look up at me. Our eyes met and we shared a silent WTF?

#1235 (0) - Feb 6, 2010 03:30 PM by Anonymous - That_Was_Random - Get back to the waiting room (73) - I dunno, seems legit. (7)

"there was a raccoon on the screen door so I hit it with a broom" - patient who presented with several minor abrasions.

#1222 (0) - Feb 6, 2010 02:16 PM by Anonymous - That_Was_Random - Get back to the waiting room (46) - I dunno, seems legit. (18)

Patient presents at triage with severe lacerations after bearing weight on a plate glass window with both arms.

#1221 (0) - Feb 6, 2010 02:14 PM by Anonymous - That_Was_Random - Get back to the waiting room (29) - I dunno, seems legit. (62)

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