While they never cam

While they never came in, I’ve answered calls to the ER where a woman expected us to help her child with her biology homework…. really lady?? Like we have nothing important going on here…

42 year old male pre

42 year old male presents to the ER with eyes swollen shut, bruising all over body, complaining of head, neck, chest, abdo and pelvic pain.

I ask "So what happened to you?"

"I fell down… a lot…. on a baseball bat"

11month old female,

11month old female, presented with orange coated tongue, just eaten orange biscuit, otherwise asymptomatic.