Pt arrives thinking
Pt arrives thinking he may have lice and wants checked out…turns out he was convinced he had lice on his eye lashes, so……he SHAVED them off. SERIOUSLY!!!
I had a man the othe
I had a man the other day who instructed me he was a god from Atlantis. When I asked him if he drank or did drugs, he told me that as a god he could not poison his body with drugs, but alcohol allowed him to achieve a higher consciousness.
Funniest chief compl
Funniest chief complaint I ever heard in triage: "It hurts when I fart"
Had a call to a some
Had a call to a someone who had over dosed on mints
Girl came in last ni
Girl came in last night having had a massage using goanna rub (similar to Deep Heat) and complaining of burning pain to neck and shoulders! Unbelievable.
We had someone come
We had someone come into ER with hair loss! They had two barely visible bald patches. He was told off and sent in the direction of acquiring a GP.
An 18 year old prese
An 18 year old presents in the ER with a "small penis". Turns out he was swimming in a cold swimming pool. He was promptly told to go home.