EMS called to a crash where driver lost control of vehicle and crashed into cellular store. The funny part was the driver was on his cell phone when he crashed into the store.
Female patient presents with a head laceration. She was gardening when she tripped over her dog and her face connected with a cement planter. She was in good spirits and even joked by saying, “I’ve got a green thumb and a red head.”
Mid-20′s female presents with several teeth missing. She tripped and fell while leaving the dentist. Paramedics joked that it was a ploy by the dentist for repeat business.
Male patient presents with a finger laceration to bone. States he was beheading a duck for dinner and missed.
Male patient presented at ER with 8-inch blade stuck in his foot. Patient states he was preparing dinner when he hit his funny bone causing him to drop the knife on to his foot.