Yup, You’re Preggers

Young woman comes in to ER saying she hasn’t had her period for 5 months. She denies being sexually active, but the urine test says otherwise. Shockingly it turns out she was preggers.

Young woman comes in to ER saying she hasn’t had her period for 5 months. She denies being sexually active, but the urine test says otherwise. Shockingly it turns out she was preggers.

Treated for Shock

A lady called 9-1-1 for hiccups. After all, she’d had them for half an hour! Oh, and she was pale & cool and so she wanted to be ‘treated for shock’ while we were there. No, she did not get transported…

A lady called 9-1-1 for hiccups. After all, she’d had them for half an hour! Oh, and she was pale & cool and so she wanted to be ‘treated for shock’ while we were there.

No, she did not get transported…

Itchy Bumps

Male patient comes in to the ER, states, “I think I’m having an allergic reaction to this stuff. I had itchy bumps on my legs so I put it on.” The patient put capsaicin creme (made with the same stuff that makes chili peppers hot) on the “itchy bumps”. The “itchy bumps” were scabies.

Male patient comes in to the ER, states, “I think I’m having an allergic reaction to this stuff. I had itchy bumps on my legs so I put it on.”  The patient put capsaicin creme (made with the same stuff that makes chili peppers hot) on the “itchy bumps”. The “itchy bumps” were scabies.