Mom and 20 yr old daughter arrive with a complaint of sore throat (daughter). Mom says that the patient has had a lot of sore throats recently, and was wondering if we could remove her tonsils while she is here.
I had a lady come to the ED and request STD testing because her boyfriend had a hemorrhoid and she did not want to catch it.
Woman in her 40’s comes in and says a mouse bit her. If that wasn’t stupid enough she was terrified that she was going to die because the mouse had ingested rat poison and she thought it would transfer.
Had a man that came in for chest pain with dizziness, with wife in tow, who decided to get seen for the hell of it because she had an itchy vagina… might as well kill two birds with one stone, no?
3 girls came in one behind the other and complained of abdominal pain. upon further interrogation, they all said that one of their parents told them to come to the ED for a pregnancy test… so my question is, 1) Were they all banging the same guy?! 2) Why did they come to the ER? Shit is a $10 test