3 girls came in one behind the other and complained of abdominal pain. upon further interrogation, they all said that one of their parents told them to come to the ED for a pregnancy test… so my question is, 1) Were they all banging the same guy?! 2) Why did they come to the ER? Shit is a $10 test
I once triaged this guy that was telling me that his anus had been itching him for two months. So he wanted to be seen at 6:30 in the morning.
No Change in bowel habits.
overheard in triage where a woman was having her blood pressure checked "Is that going to tell if I’m pregnant?"
Pick up the chart – triage note says "86 year old gentleman complaining of abdominal pain since World War II". Now what the %@*! am I going to do about that at 3am? Give me a break!
I love the phone calls of people trying to make a reservation in the ER or want to get registered as a patient before they show up so they don’t have to wait. You clearly don’t have an emergency, moron.