Party Prisoner

Had a kid (under 21) brought in by police handcuffed for blood draw on Halloween. He was in his costume dressed as a prisoner.

Had a kid (under 21) brought in by police handcuffed for blood draw on Halloween. He was in his costume dressed as a prisoner. Needless to say, I think the humiliation from everyone laughing hysterically sobered him up pretty quickly!

Sunburned ex-husband

My ex-husband had a really bad sunburn. As a way to relieve the pain, I told him to pat down with vinegar and take a cool shower.

My ex-husband had a really bad sunburn. As a way to relieve the pain, I told him to pat down with vinegar and take a cool shower. He decides rubbing alcohol is a better option to dissipate the heat quicker.

30 minutes later we’re headed to the ER because he’s in extreme pain. The ER nurse says: “Save yourself the 5-hour wait and $600. Go home, fill the tub with tepid water, add 2 quarts of vinegar and get in.”

My ex-husband just stared at the nurse, gave me a nasty look, and stomped out without saying a single word.

The RN grinned like a pumpkin and I let out a good laugh.

Young guy w CC of "

Young guy w CC of “Bump on rectum” I examine him and find a veritable briar patch of HPV all over the rectum and perineum(he’s in the fetal position with his back to me)..I tap him on the shoulder and he looks back at me.”Are u homosexual?”I ask,He thinks a moment and shakes his head “No”.I ponder this a moment, and tap him on the shoulder again…he looks back.”Do men put their penises in your rectum?” “Sometimes!” he replies, and turns away, I tap his shoulder “That means you are homosexual!”