Patient comes into t

Patient comes into the ER with this chief complaint: ” I saw flying saucer land in the desert and I have been abducted. I think they put in an alien probe inside my body and I want it taken out! Do you think my insurance will cover it?” The ER doctor answers; ” I don’t know about the insurance but I can tell you this. You need to go to (mentions name of a nearby hospital) because they have a special machine there that will take out that probe. We don’t have that kind of machine here!”