So, we get a call fo

So, we get a call for “patient not feeling well,” and arrive to find a patient insisting on transportation to the medical clinic that shares a parking lot with the local mall. Patient has vague, general complaints, and demands, “just take me to the hospital!” We comply, and when the patient is delivered to the ER, she immediately… walks out of the truck, and heads into the mall, ignoring multiple attempts to redirect her. Well, jokes on her–she was arrested for a false call.