We responded to the

We responded to the local no-tell motel, and found a couple whose age was in question, looking very nervous as the police question them. The call is a possible seizure, and as we hear the complaint from the male party, they were “becoming intimate, when she suddenly lost all muscle control and began to shake violently on the bed.” One of the cops pats the kid on the shoulder and said, “Hell, son, you just did it right.” Best part, they were underage, and had to wait for their parents.