An acquaintance came into the ER with a chief complaint of crabs. I asked him how long he had these and he said a while. Said he had tried everything to get rid of them. Knowing the guy, I told him to shave one side, get a icepick and a lighter and set one side on fire and stab them as they come running out. He actually took me seriously and told the RN that he no longer needed her that I told him a good remedy. I almost got wrote up but my boss was laughing to hard.