i was working triage

i was working triage one night when a guy w/ a business suit and his wife (business as well) walk in and close the door. i ask what is the problem as he doesn’t look in distress. he said he wanted to know what his colon looked like, so he did what anyone would do and fill a bag of SACK-CRETE up and inserted, waited a while, then ATTEMPTED to pull the mold, only pulling the bag. surgery later removed the 3lb stick of concrete.

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