They Done Named Her

Two new mothers were in the nursery talking about their newborns.

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Two new mothers were in the nursery talking about their newborns.

Mother 1: “What’s your baby girl’s name?”

Mother 2: “It be Fem-mah-lee. They done named her already after she was born.”

Apparently she thought “Female” was the baby’s name and hadn’t suggested a name yet.

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  • UrsusMichaelus

    But I have one that isn’t fake: child admitted to Peds unit. I’m working in PICU. Peds charge nurse rushes into PICU with funny look on her face. “Look at this!” I look. On the chart is written “As’hol’le’.” She asks, “How would you pronounce this?” I reply, “I’m not even gonna go there.” Nurse says: “I’d have to shoot my parents when I grew up. They pronounce it ‘ASHuhlee.’ You can’t make this stuff up. I hope the child has turned out OK. She’d be a legal adult now and hopefully has legally changed her first name.

    • joey joe joe

      No, that’s fake too. Nice try.

      • UrsusMichaelus

        You weren’t there, so you don’t know. Just because you don’t believe it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Stop trolling and learn to appreciate a good, real story.