A few years ago, I n

A few years ago, I noticed a truck that had flipped over on the highway as I was heading to work. I knew that fate would intervene that night. They brought this guy up to the floor a few hours later, three sheets to the wind and naked except for a pair of satin boxer shorts. The shorts were printed with lovely red hearts. He made a pass at me as I was handing him his urinal. His wife asked me later if he had come in wearing his wedding ring. Guess the answer to that question.