3am: my partner and I were dispatched to a 30yo m c/o dyspnea. We respond to find pt outside waving us down. He told me that he had turkey stuck in his throat and needed to be seen in the ER to fox the problem. Pt strong odor of ETOH, ataxic, and had this ridiculously goofy (and kind of creepy) grin on his face. Took him to the ER. 4am: dispatched to the end of a bridge for teen seizing. We get there and find the same guy called 911 for a ride back home… Left him there, PD aware of situation.