So was Triaging the

So was Triaging the other day – flat out as usual. I look up to see an anxious youn man standing in front of me. I read with slight humour his T-shirt – which said “Let’s play carpenter and get Hammered…..”
Began the triage and got basics from the lad. Chief complaint? 4 inch Nail gun nail through his right thumb and hand…..
He was REALLY regretting his fashion choices by the time we finished – have his photo hanging in staff tea room and his Darwinian award application…