Help me, I am homeless

A homeless guy actually came to the ER one early spring night because he was living on the beach on Davis Island. I told him that is great, and I wish I could live on the beach like him: no utilities, no stuff, nice climate, worst thing you worry about is rain and there is shelter nearby. He became angry of course, until I gave him what he really wanted: a meal box, a Percocet, and prescription refills. Funny how that combination cures all things. How is your home situation my emergency?