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We get an older female that is massively overweight and smokes several packs a day. As a result she is on home oxygen and compressed oxygen is extremely flammable. So she's baking something in the oven and in her excitement for another feeding, she gets the oven pan stuck. It's dark and she can't see. So instead of a flashlight she uses a lighter. Boom. first and second degree burns to her face and neck. She had a perm a few days prior so her hair was blown back and singed ever so slightly. Win!

#571 (0) - Sep 24, 2009 06:26 PM by Anonymous - That_Was_Random - Get back to the waiting room (159) - I dunno, seems legit. (4)

I work at poison control and recently got a call with the following question: "i use Drain-O as mouth wash because i like the taste but I swallowed some this morning, should i go to ER?"

#578 (0) - Sep 28, 2009 05:53 PM by Anonymous - That_Was_Random - Get back to the waiting room (192) - I dunno, seems legit. (12)



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