Today, some idiot comes in at 10:30pm and tells me that she’s having day surgery at 11am the following day and would like a place to stay. WTF? the “H” outside is for hospital not hotel.
Today, a patient presents with a laceration on her foot. After I triage her I tell her to take a seat. She honestly asked “is there someone to massage my shoulders?”
Today, I take my boyfriend to the ER since we thought he might have broken his ankle and ask some nurse for some ice. She responds with “why?”. gee, i wonder why.. maybe I want to make myself a drink.