Kings and Queens

From a psych patient: “Do you have all your kings and queens or do you need more apples and oranges?”

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Your Other Right

I was transporting a code through downtown at 5pm on a Friday. Traffic is terrible, and our lights and siren are little help. My partner gets on the external PA and starts talking to the drivers of the surrounding cars. He’s yelling, “Move to your right! (pause) Move to your right!” Apparently one driver became confused because I heard my partner suddenly say, “No! Your other right, you dip shit!”

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Seems legit (56) Kind of fishy (7) Fake (4)

Gave Me An Eminem

Pt: “Last time I was here they gave me an Eminem and I felt better.” (Enema)

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Seems legit (22) Kind of fishy (2) Fake (0)

Magnets in the Floor

Nurse: “What seems to be the problem ma’am?”

Pt: “My landlord put magnets in my floor and now my tits are sagging.”

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Seems legit (10) Kind of fishy (2) Fake (37)

I Could Still Pee

Elderly male in ER with a steel cock ring stuck behind his scrotum and penis, both of which were swollen to four times their usual size. Nurse asks, “How long have you been like this?” Pt replied, “Three days.” Nurse then asked, “Why didn’t you come in sooner?” His answer, “I could still pee.”

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Seems legit (33) Kind of fishy (4) Fake (3)