Well, at least he is a man now

It was not even 7 months after I had graduated HS, and graduated from first responder to EMT-B. Me and My Medic had gotten a call for a Seizure at the Holiday Inn at about 2030. PD was en route and had beaten us there.

We arrive on Scene and immediately get the cancel and return to post. Me and my partner decide to check it out anyway.

I immediately spotted my Cop cousin who was obviously trying to stifle a laugh. I then immediately spotted an young women I had encountered before at many parties in HS and had come to know that she would in fact sleep with any warm, breathing thing. Up until now I had always thought of her as attractive, I wouldn’t touch it with the glow worm gear but still.

Well the second party that came out of the motel room was the super super super senior of my class. This guy was convinced he was almost 300 years old, and had a variety of accents… none of which he could maintain for more then 15 seconds. This male had a body comparable to a bear….only in girth. He donned only a motel bed sheet.

My cousin then proceeded to tell me the story… apparently this young women had made “a man” out of the individual. Well since this was his first time… he had studied up by watching an adult video… so he decided to do a move known as “donkey punching”… he knocked her out at her climax…. and being inexperienced thought it was a seizure.

He not only left that day a man…but with a assault charge and my respect for doing what many of us had thought about doing for years.