Dildo Don’ts

Patient’s wife was away at a nearby casino and he was having a little “fun time” alone at home. She got a call to come to the ED. Apparently, he had lodged an 8-inch hot pink dildo where the sun don’t shine. After extraction, she actually carried it home for him in her purse.

After a while, nothing surprises you.

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