I Could Still Pee

Nurse asks, “How long have you been like this?” Pt replied, “Three days.” Nurse then asked, “Why didn’t you come in sooner?” His answer, “I could still pee.”

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Elderly male in ER with a steel cock ring stuck behind his scrotum and penis, both of which were swollen to four times their usual size. Nurse asks, “How long have you been like this?” Pt replied, “Three days.” Nurse then asked, “Why didn’t you come in sooner?” His answer, “I could still pee.”

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