Obese teen female came by ambulance at 4 AM worried she was pregnant. Said she stopped using condoms with her bf after a week “because he decided I was his girl now and he didn’t have to wear one anymore” I decided a pelvic was in order. I first had to tell her what a gynecologist was and what a cervix was because she was unsure. As I was about to insert the speculum, she asked if it would hurt. Her friend (in the room) says “It’s just gonna feel like a dick goin’ in.” I laughed in her face.