Bite My Tongue

Patient comes in to the ER with blood all over his shirt and mouth and says, “I was stapling resumes together when the staple broke, flew into my left eye and made me bite down on my tongue.”

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Patient comes in to the ER with blood all over his shirt and mouth and says, “I was stapling resumes together when the staple broke, flew into my left eye and made me bite down on my tongue.”

What do you think of this Story?
  • Seems legit (13)
  • Kind of fishy (8)
  • Fake (25)