I’ve Torn My Metric Arsehole

Call came through as male C/O pain and swelling in leg below knee with a possible fractured ankle. On arrival, pt was found sitting in chair and alert.

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Call came through as male C/O pain and swelling in leg below knee with a possible fractured ankle. On arrival, pt was found sitting in chair and alert. During the exam, there was no indication of swelling but the patient stated, “Son, son, I think I’ve torn my metric arsehole.”

A football player was recently in the news with a metatarsal injury.

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