Maybe apocryphal, bu

Maybe apocryphal, but guy in the ER with his boyfriend–had inserted a live goldfish in his butt…trying to withdraw it, the scales locked it in place. The attending walked around the table, bent for a closer look and said “Son, you gotta learn to chew your food better.”

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