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Our medic unit gets called for chest pain around 1130pm, a frequently flier meets us at the curb smoking a cigarette. As he gets into the truck I ask, "on a 10 scale, how bad is the pain?" Pt:"I don't think I understand." Me: "Well, what's the worst thing you've ever felt?" Pt: "That would probably be the time when I broke both my feet and both my ankles at the same time." Me: "well, does this feel better or worse that that?" Pt: " I don't rightly know, I was drunk at the time."

#1023 (0) - Dec 1, 2009 03:31 PM by Anonymous - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (92) - I dunno, seems legit. (24)

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