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18 year old came into the ER, pumping blood out of an artery in her hand while chopping vegetables for her bf's valentine's day dinner. "Can't you just put a few stitches in it? I need to go home, he's going to make love to me tonight and I don't want to miss it. I didn't pass out, I just closed my eyes for a few minutes. I'll come back tomorrow, I promise."

#1326 (1) - Mar 4, 2010 09:34 PM by funbags, md - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (75) - I dunno, seems legit. (20)

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Aw, poor little virgin girl.

#1 - Mar 6, 2010 10:33 AM by Twolly
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