ERtards: Documenting the retards that visit the emergency room.

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My favorites are the ones who tell you "I'm having a seizure" while shaking at the same time and then sliding to the floor in just a way so they don't injure themselves! seizures are completely involuntary. you loose.

#449 (2) - Sep 10, 2009 08:08 PM by Anonymous - Complete_Idiots - Get back to the waiting room (413) - I dunno, seems legit. (21)

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This happens with our homeless drunk's where I work. When we try and kick some out they try to fake seizure's forcing us to call EMS they usually see right threw it and it's funny to see them get called out on it lol