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I triaged a very large, very shy woman. I asked her what brought her in to the ER today and she just sat there. I said, "Dear if you don't tell me what's wrong, I won't know how to help you." Slowly and quietly she proceeds to tell me, "I slammed my boob in the trunk." I said, "I am going to have to take a look." The boob looked like a very large blueberry! She stated, "the trunk locked on it and I had to scream for my husband to unlock it." Priceless!!!

#1319 (1) - Mar 1, 2010 07:43 PM by TraumaJockRN - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (47) - I dunno, seems legit. (143)

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actually, not funny. Just very, very sad. I can't imagine her humiliation.

#1 - Mar 3, 2010 06:48 AM by bratsk
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