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Dumb 12YO male presents with pain, swelling and abrasions on penis. He took dad's Viagra and ended up with priapism. Told the hysterical mom that "swelling" was called an erection, and that abrasions on penis came from the brat whacking off too hard and thus the pain. Mom asked what do we give brat to get rid of erection. Told her about "detum" procedure with 16-gauge needle and 60cc syringe. Brat looked horrified, but mom said it will teach him a lesson. Jeez, people are stupid.

#1331 (1) - Mar 6, 2010 09:34 AM by Anonymous - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (105) - I dunno, seems legit. (20)

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What is the world coming to when 12 year olds can't wack off without using ED drugs? Aren't raging hormones enough anymore?

#1 - Mar 20, 2010 09:51 PM by EMT
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