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An elderly man has rectal bleeding and calls his primary to schedule an appt. He doesn't tell them he's bleeding profusely. They schedule him for an appt in a month. He decides this is too long of a wait. What do you do with bleeding? Cauterize it. So he jams his wife's curling iron in his ass and plugs it in. Cooks his innards and passes out on the floor. EMS has to breakdown the door to get to him. Surgery pulled the curling iron out performed an AP resection and the guy lived.

#1513 (1) - Jul 16, 2010 05:45 PM by h00ter - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (63) - I dunno, seems legit. (19)

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I have the deidentified KUB as well. It's pretty awesome.

#1 - Jul 17, 2010 09:44 PM by h00ter
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