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One evening while doing registration, I had an officer bring in an inmate. His complaint was rectal bleeding. After he sat down I had to go in back to laugh. Must have dropped the soap.

#602 (3) - Oct 2, 2009 10:45 PM by Anonymous - Funny - Get back to the waiting room (31) - I dunno, seems legit. (322)

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Rape doesn't "seem" legit, it is legitimate, and it certainly doesn't belong here.

#1 - Oct 3, 2009 09:52 AM by scotophobic
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Much more likely he didn't wrap a shiv or razor blade well enough when hiding it. Prisoners stick a LOT of stupid shit up their asses.

#2 - Oct 5, 2009 05:27 AM by Manticore
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Yeah, because rape is always hilarious. I bet you proudly consider yourself a "medical professional", too.

#3 - Oct 5, 2009 07:21 PM by redeye
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