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My unit arrives on scene, and I walk into the room to find a 70something year old male who was sounding with a toothbrush. (For those of you not in the know, sounding is the insertion of objects into the urethra for sexual pleasure.) Our patient inserted the toothbrush bristle end first (I have no idea how) and could not get it back out. We had to transport to the local ER, and explain to the staff how the he got a toothbrush stuck in his penis.

#1446 (0) - Jun 6, 2010 12:08 AM by Anonymous - Sex - Get back to the waiting room (75) - I dunno, seems legit. (15)

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