Jul 8, 2009
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A petite 40-sumthin

A petite 40-sumthin year old lady comes in with a GP letter detailing a 5yr hx of great toe pain. The GP has circled the main point of the letter such as ‘multiple XR’s NAD’, and ‘frequent presentations with same…’ and then he had pretty much written he was sick of her, so now it was our problem.

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Jul 8, 2009
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Pt – 'coconut fell

Pt – ‘coconut fell on my head..’
Me -DO you have a head ache?
Pt – no, but I did when it fell.
Me – Do you have any problems with your vision, neck pain etc..
Pt – no
Me- When did this happen ?
Pt – Ohh about 10 yrs ago when i was under a coconut tree.
Pt- thought i should get checked out

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Jul 8, 2009
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2am admission with v

2am admission with vomiting. "when did you start vomiting?"
20min ago. (pt vomited once) I look at there adress and they live 15min from hospital….
"so you woke up, vomited, got dressed and then immediatly came to hospital?"
"yes"
2 hour wait left because the wait was too long.

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Jul 8, 2009
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Morning after night

Morning after night out on town. Young girl presented…when triage nursed asked what was wrong she said:" My ear….it’s bendy

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Jul 8, 2009
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Patient (Who dialled

Patient (Who dialled for ambulance after stubbing her toe on frdge door) pointing to said digit: I think its gangrene
Paramedic: No no, thats just filth. You dont want an ambulance, you want a bath. haha

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Seems legit

  1. Hey, there is something in my scrotum! (520)
  2. Are You Diabetic? (318)
  3. Hygiene First! (303)
  4. I'm pregnant, I think! (268)
  5. A dang hangnail? (209)
  6. Can you check these bumps? (176)
  7. A Shocking Ending (169)
  8. My wife, uh, has worms (164)
  9. Help me, I'm homeless (158)
  10. Patient is in "stable" condition (152)
  11. Peeping Psych (149)
  12. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (146)
  13. Yummy! (142)
  14. I pooped and I can't get up! (133)
  15. It's a Mall Emergency! (130)
  16. Broken Rubber (121)
  17. Allergic to Tylenol (121)
  18. Morphine Doesn't Help (110)
  19. Yup, You're Preggers (109)
  20. Airplane vs. Nose (109)

Kind of fishy

  1. Patient's Boot (43)
  2. I'm pregnant, I think! (42)
  3. Sorry, I had to mow the lawn (39)
  4. Hey, there is something in my scrotum! (38)
  5. Patient is in "stable" condition (33)
  6. Cash or Credit? (31)
  7. Kentucky Jelly (30)
  8. My wife, uh, has worms (25)
  9. Broken Rubber (23)
  10. Job Well Done (22)
  11. Airplane vs. Nose (21)
  12. Are You Diabetic? (20)
  13. Peeping Psych (18)
  14. Fresh Breath (18)
  15. Chief complaint: Pine Sol (17)
  16. Super Duper! (17)
  17. Bedpost Toy (17)
  18. Help me, I'm homeless (16)
  19. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (16)
  20. I need to get into my house! (16)

Fake

  1. Kentucky Jelly (605)
  2. Sorry, I had to mow the lawn (562)
  3. Patient is in "stable" condition (250)
  4. When's Your Birthday? (108)
  5. Contraceptive Jelly (93)
  6. They Done Named Her (91)
  7. Spoon in the Ass (75)
  8. Job Well Done (71)
  9. Prostate Exam at 3AM (70)
  10. It Hurts When I Do This (64)
  11. Smells Like Burnt Asshole (64)
  12. My wife, uh, has worms (62)
  13. A New Boy Toy (56)
  14. I overheard a pt in (52)
  15. Magnets in the Floor (50)
  16. Alien Probe (50)
  17. Call it Schizophrenia (48)
  18. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (48)
  19. A pikie bloke comes (48)
  20. Bang for his Buck (47)