Jul 8, 2009
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Guy in his 30's cal

Guy in his 30’s calmly walks into the department stating that he ALMOST got into a car crash. he had to swerve but didn’t hit anything.. no pain, no nothing but was still concerned that he had internal bleeding.

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Jul 8, 2009
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this had me rolling.

this had me rolling.. a woman brings in her grandchild and is very upset as the child’s “belly button is falling off”. for a second i thought this could be some sort of emergency but in fact the kid had a baked bean in his belly button. for fuck’s sake.

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Jul 8, 2009
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Last week, a dumb fu

Last week, a dumb fuck comes in saying that he’s itchy all over. he lifted up his shirt exposing his shaved chest, including his underarms. he also says he’s itchy in his groin and tried to show me his shaved balls. how the fuck is hair regrowth an emergency?

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Jul 8, 2009
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Today, yet another h

Today, yet another hapless fool came into the ER today with a cold. It’s viral, we don’t have a magical cure for viral infections.

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Jul 8, 2009
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Today, this middle a

Today, this middle aged guy walks in and says he’s “got a splinter in his heel!” how long has it been there? 7 months. how is this an emergency today?

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Seems legit

  1. Hey, there is something in my scrotum! (520)
  2. Are You Diabetic? (318)
  3. Hygiene First! (303)
  4. I'm pregnant, I think! (268)
  5. A dang hangnail? (209)
  6. Can you check these bumps? (176)
  7. A Shocking Ending (169)
  8. My wife, uh, has worms (164)
  9. Help me, I'm homeless (158)
  10. Patient is in "stable" condition (152)
  11. Peeping Psych (149)
  12. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (146)
  13. Yummy! (142)
  14. I pooped and I can't get up! (133)
  15. It's a Mall Emergency! (130)
  16. Broken Rubber (121)
  17. Allergic to Tylenol (121)
  18. Morphine Doesn't Help (110)
  19. Yup, You're Preggers (109)
  20. Airplane vs. Nose (109)

Kind of fishy

  1. Patient's Boot (43)
  2. I'm pregnant, I think! (42)
  3. Sorry, I had to mow the lawn (39)
  4. Hey, there is something in my scrotum! (38)
  5. Patient is in "stable" condition (33)
  6. Cash or Credit? (31)
  7. Kentucky Jelly (30)
  8. My wife, uh, has worms (25)
  9. Broken Rubber (23)
  10. Job Well Done (22)
  11. Airplane vs. Nose (21)
  12. Are You Diabetic? (20)
  13. Peeping Psych (18)
  14. Fresh Breath (18)
  15. Chief complaint: Pine Sol (17)
  16. Super Duper! (17)
  17. Bedpost Toy (17)
  18. Help me, I'm homeless (16)
  19. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (16)
  20. I need to get into my house! (16)

Fake

  1. Kentucky Jelly (605)
  2. Sorry, I had to mow the lawn (562)
  3. Patient is in "stable" condition (250)
  4. When's Your Birthday? (108)
  5. Contraceptive Jelly (93)
  6. They Done Named Her (91)
  7. Spoon in the Ass (75)
  8. Job Well Done (71)
  9. Prostate Exam at 3AM (70)
  10. It Hurts When I Do This (64)
  11. Smells Like Burnt Asshole (64)
  12. My wife, uh, has worms (62)
  13. A New Boy Toy (56)
  14. I overheard a pt in (52)
  15. Magnets in the Floor (50)
  16. Alien Probe (50)
  17. Call it Schizophrenia (48)
  18. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (48)
  19. A pikie bloke comes (48)
  20. Bang for his Buck (47)