Jul 8, 2009
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Last friday some col

Last friday some college kids called an ambulance because they were throwing up after 3 bottles of vodka. gee, i wonder why?

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Jul 8, 2009
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Today, well, last ni

Today, well, last night.. some idiot called the ambulance because he couldn’t sleep.

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Jul 8, 2009
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Today, a patient com

Today, a patient comes in complaining of “extremely painful chest pain”. 10 minutes later she was asking when lunch was served.

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Jul 8, 2009
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Today, a woman comes

Today, a woman comes in with a 4 year history of nasal polyps. She has a letter from her GP dated 2 weeks ago and expects to be operated on within the hour. When I ask why she waited so long to come in she said that today was convenient for her and then proceeded to get upset at the wait.

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Jul 8, 2009
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Today, we get a call

Today, we get a call from the paramedics stating that they are bring in a near drowning. Turns out some hobo slept on a lawn chair in a creek and when it rained he got swept away. It ended up getting stuck under a small bridge with one hand grasping the bridge and the other his half empty beer.

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Seems legit

  1. Hey, there is something in my scrotum! (520)
  2. Are You Diabetic? (319)
  3. Hygiene First! (303)
  4. I'm pregnant, I think! (268)
  5. A dang hangnail? (209)
  6. Can you check these bumps? (176)
  7. A Shocking Ending (169)
  8. My wife, uh, has worms (164)
  9. Help me, I'm homeless (159)
  10. Patient is in "stable" condition (152)
  11. Peeping Psych (149)
  12. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (147)
  13. Yummy! (142)
  14. I pooped and I can't get up! (133)
  15. It's a Mall Emergency! (130)
  16. Broken Rubber (121)
  17. Allergic to Tylenol (121)
  18. Morphine Doesn't Help (110)
  19. Yup, You're Preggers (109)
  20. Airplane vs. Nose (109)

Kind of fishy

  1. Patient's Boot (43)
  2. I'm pregnant, I think! (42)
  3. Sorry, I had to mow the lawn (39)
  4. Hey, there is something in my scrotum! (38)
  5. Patient is in "stable" condition (33)
  6. Cash or Credit? (31)
  7. Kentucky Jelly (30)
  8. My wife, uh, has worms (25)
  9. Broken Rubber (23)
  10. Job Well Done (22)
  11. Airplane vs. Nose (21)
  12. Are You Diabetic? (20)
  13. Peeping Psych (18)
  14. Fresh Breath (18)
  15. Chief complaint: Pine Sol (17)
  16. Super Duper! (17)
  17. Bedpost Toy (17)
  18. Help me, I'm homeless (16)
  19. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (16)
  20. I need to get into my house! (16)

Fake

  1. Kentucky Jelly (606)
  2. Sorry, I had to mow the lawn (564)
  3. Patient is in "stable" condition (250)
  4. When's Your Birthday? (108)
  5. Contraceptive Jelly (94)
  6. They Done Named Her (91)
  7. Spoon in the Ass (75)
  8. Job Well Done (72)
  9. Prostate Exam at 3AM (70)
  10. It Hurts When I Do This (64)
  11. Smells Like Burnt Asshole (64)
  12. My wife, uh, has worms (62)
  13. A New Boy Toy (56)
  14. I overheard a pt in (52)
  15. Magnets in the Floor (50)
  16. Alien Probe (50)
  17. Call it Schizophrenia (49)
  18. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (48)
  19. A pikie bloke comes (48)
  20. Bang for his Buck (47)