I was waiting for tr

I was waiting for triage while on a two-week ambulance placement when another crew brought in a guy who was blind drunk and had crashed into an electricity pole (knocking it over) and then wrapped his car around a tree. The crew and cops who picked him up, found that although the top button of his pants were done up, the lower ones and zipper were undone. Open on the passenger side seat was a magazine of bikini models. Don’t wank and drive, was the general consensus.

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