Sep 13, 2009
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I was in an all-terr

I was in an all-terrain-vehicle accident and went down a short cliff. While waiting in curtains (badly sprained knee and lots of abrasions) there was a woman in the next bed who got there first. Doc was taking her history: “I have a fever, GI trouble, bi-polar, alcoholic, drink a fifth of vodka a day WITH meds, and might be pregnant.” Doc finally orders her tests and comes next door to me: “I fell down – scan my knee and I’m outta here”. Doc: “Oh thank god.”

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Seems legit

  1. Hey, there is something in my scrotum! (518)
  2. Are You Diabetic? (317)
  3. Hygiene First! (302)
  4. I'm pregnant, I think! (268)
  5. A dang hangnail? (209)
  6. Can you check these bumps? (175)
  7. A Shocking Ending (169)
  8. My wife, uh, has worms (163)
  9. Help me, I'm homeless (158)
  10. Patient is in "stable" condition (151)
  11. Peeping Psych (148)
  12. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (144)
  13. Yummy! (141)
  14. I pooped and I can't get up! (132)
  15. It's a Mall Emergency! (129)
  16. Broken Rubber (119)
  17. Allergic to Tylenol (119)
  18. Morphine Doesn't Help (108)
  19. Yup, You're Preggers (107)
  20. Airplane vs. Nose (107)

Kind of fishy

  1. Patient's Boot (43)
  2. I'm pregnant, I think! (42)
  3. Sorry, I had to mow the lawn (39)
  4. Hey, there is something in my scrotum! (38)
  5. Patient is in "stable" condition (33)
  6. Cash or Credit? (31)
  7. Kentucky Jelly (30)
  8. My wife, uh, has worms (25)
  9. Broken Rubber (23)
  10. Job Well Done (22)
  11. Airplane vs. Nose (21)
  12. Are You Diabetic? (20)
  13. Peeping Psych (18)
  14. Fresh Breath (18)
  15. Chief complaint: Pine Sol (17)
  16. Super Duper! (17)
  17. Bedpost Toy (17)
  18. Help me, I'm homeless (16)
  19. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (16)
  20. I need to get into my house! (16)

Fake

  1. Kentucky Jelly (605)
  2. Sorry, I had to mow the lawn (560)
  3. Patient is in "stable" condition (250)
  4. When's Your Birthday? (105)
  5. Contraceptive Jelly (93)
  6. They Done Named Her (90)
  7. Spoon in the Ass (75)
  8. Job Well Done (71)
  9. Prostate Exam at 3AM (70)
  10. It Hurts When I Do This (64)
  11. Smells Like Burnt Asshole (64)
  12. My wife, uh, has worms (60)
  13. A New Boy Toy (55)
  14. I overheard a pt in (52)
  15. Magnets in the Floor (50)
  16. Alien Probe (50)
  17. Call it Schizophrenia (48)
  18. Let the Lord Heal Your Baby (48)
  19. Bang for his Buck (47)
  20. A pikie bloke comes (45)