I was in an all-terr

I was in an all-terrain-vehicle accident and went down a short cliff. While waiting in curtains (badly sprained knee and lots of abrasions) there was a woman in the next bed who got there first. Doc was taking her history: “I have a fever, GI trouble, bi-polar, alcoholic, drink a fifth of vodka a day WITH meds, and might be pregnant.” Doc finally orders her tests and comes next door to me: “I fell down – scan my knee and I’m outta here”. Doc: “Oh thank god.”

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