Pack the Suitcase

Male brought in his grandfather who was not breathing and unresponsive.

Nurse: “So when did you notice your grandfather wasn’t breathing?”

Patient: “About 30 minutes ago.”

Nurse: “Why did you drive him in instead of calling 911?”

Patient: “I didn’t want to wait for an ambulance.”

Nurse: “OK…When did you pack the suitcase?”

Patient: “While my truck was warming up.”