We once had a woman call 911 because she “had deja vu in the shower and got really nervous”. That’s an emergency?
Girl came in complaining of burning pain to her neck and shoulders. Turns out she used Icy-Hot rub and didn’t expect the sensation she got.
Male patient comes in to ER complaining of hair loss. He had two barely visible bald patches so we told him off and sent in the direction of acquiring a GP.
Male patient calls 911 for shortness of breath because his jock itch was hurting too much…
Female presents with vaginal bleeding. Imagine my surprise when I go to do the exam and see a VISA card lodged in her vagina.