Hello all you ‘tards – you don’t know me, nor do I know you, just like we all like it.
I want to first off, thank you for visiting this site. I started this site a few years back with the intention of bringing laughter to all who visit by showcasing the inept, crazy, and just downright retarded people who visit the ER.
Secondly, I apologize I haven’t been keeping up with the site in almost a year. Life happens and I got bored with the site. Would I like to keep this site going and posting all the funny stories that come in? Hell yes I would, but there are just not enough hours in the day to make that happen. I encourage you to still send in all those stories on the Submit a Story page and I’ll try to get around to posting it. I have about a dozen in the queue I would like to get up soon if I can find the time.
In the meantime, I also encourage you to visit the website of a side project/business I recently started – iPix Photo Booths. I moved to a new city (San Diego) and had been looking for a fun side project that would get me away from my normal job. The whole goal of this new project is to offer a photo booth rental in San Diego and the surrounding cities. So, if you live in the San Diego area and are looking to rent a photo booth for a party, event, or shit, even a bar mitzvah, I’m your guy! When you fill out the form on the contact page, just mention you are saw this note and I’ll be happy to cut you a great price.
Anyway, that’s enough for now. Thanks for listening to my rambling and get back to work!
Dispatched out at 0115 for “injured person.” Arrived to find a 16 y/o female who, in a low voice, said, “My boyfriend’s rubber just broke and I need a pregnancy test.”
Funniest chief complaint I ever heard in triage: “It hurts when I fart…”
Young woman comes in to ER saying she hasn’t had her period for 5 months. She denies being sexually active, but the urine test says otherwise. Shockingly it turns out she was preggers.
We got a frantic call from a woman who claimed she had overdosed and needed help immediately. We arrive on scene and she hands us an empty mint container saying she took them all. That night she learned that you cannot overdose on mints.